{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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Trying to Fit the Ocean in a Cup is the first studio album from contemporary Christian music recording artist Josh Wilson, which the producers on the album are Matt Bronleewe, Jeff Pardo and Steve Wilson, and the album released on April 29, 2008 by Sparrow Records. The album has seen chart and critical success.
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{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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Revival is a novel by American writer Stephen King, published on November 11, 2014, by Scribner.
"}{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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